Suicide Isn't Painless, It Hurts Like Hell

Meanwhile, April appears to be the month to, erm, kill yourself. (Funny, it's been a good month for us!) But apparantly it's NOT been good for WENDY O. WILLIAMS, formerly of seminal 80's pseudo-punkers The Plasmatics, who ended her life with a shotgun blast this past Monday. Also released today was news of the death of ROZZ WILLIAMS, (no relation we suspect,) singer with the more-than-seminal, Uber-goths Christian Death. Anyone up for taking bets on how long 'til Cleopatra releases a tribute album? Us, we're betting it's a death pact with the Milli Vanilli guy.